You Complete Me

Jeremy to Erica

"You complete me...Engineerically"

"Our group is like polygamous bisexual emperor penguins when it comes to engineering. I won't be able to engineer without you guys after I graduate..."

Blues Clues

Class Assignment: Tell your Senior Project Team something that no one knows about you.

"One time I didn't figure out the Blue's Clues..."-J. Faker

Kant

Thank you from Nadia,

"Hey Jeremy how did your philosophy presentation go?"-Nadia
"It went really well actually. Thank you for asking"-Jeremy
"Did you tell any jokes?"-Nadia
"Ya actually I did. I said 'You know Kants a bad writer when Word underlines every quote with green and tells you to rephrase it'"-Jeremy

Vegas

Text Message from Jeremy,

I just thought of a new quote "What happens in Vegas...also happens in Nevada."-J. Faker

Purpose Games.com

Thanks Jeremy,

http://www.purposegames.com/game/cal-poly-senior-design-nicaragua-quiz/info

He Touched Me

Thank you Nadia for reminding me of this one.

"Im going to walk by Chatziianou so that he knows Im here...He knows Im here...He touched my shoulder"-J.Faker

Band Wagon

"Hop on the Bandwagon..."-Layla
"By the way, what Band's wagon is it?"-J. Faker

Redneck Valentines Day

So when I was peeing the the bushes outside your house...I was having a redneck Vietnam flashback...I was in the jungle-Jeremy Faker at our Redneck Valentines Day Party

Kmart Sucks

Jeremy sent me this text message:

So me and my roommate were talking about the movie Rain Man. And I asked 'Isn't that guy a retard?' And my roommate said 'No hes a "sevant". And I said 'Isn't that just a French retard?'