Band Wagon

"Hop on the Bandwagon..."-Layla
"By the way, what Band's wagon is it?"-J. Faker

Redneck Valentines Day

So when I was peeing the the bushes outside your house...I was having a redneck Vietnam flashback...I was in the jungle-Jeremy Faker at our Redneck Valentines Day Party

Kmart Sucks

Jeremy sent me this text message:

So me and my roommate were talking about the movie Rain Man. And I asked 'Isn't that guy a retard?' And my roommate said 'No hes a "sevant". And I said 'Isn't that just a French retard?'

Brain Age

Jeremy: "Have you ever played Brain Age? That game that you play and it tells you how old your brain is?...Mine said I was 76 years old. It told me to say hello to death."

Dream

Jeremy: So Erica can I tell you about a dream I had?
Erica: Um YES!
Jeremy: Okay so this is the first time I have ever woken up laughing...
Erica:This is going to be good!
Jeremy: So me, Chris Farley, and David Spade are riding in a car. Its like a mix between Tommy Boy and Black Sheep...so were on a rode trip. Were all high (which is weird because I don't even smoke at all!) and we pull up to a toll booth. The woman at the toll booth says 'That'll be 27 bucks' and Chris Falrey looks at her and says 'Did you just say 27 dots?' And then I woke up laughing hysterically.
Erica: ?

Smart Cookie

"I'm not the smartest cookie in the shed"- J. Faker

Sil Poo Plait

Erica: ACHOO!
Erica: Excuse moi, sil vous plait.
Jeremy: Whats Si Poo Play?