Parfait

"You know in Pirates of the Carribean how they say 'parle' to get out of trouble?"-Jermey
"Ya"-Erica
"Well I thought that was what parfait was...I was confused"-Jeremy
"The also say 'Captain Barbosa'..They say that also"-Jeremy

You Complete Me

Jeremy to Erica

"You complete me...Engineerically"

"Our group is like polygamous bisexual emperor penguins when it comes to engineering. I won't be able to engineer without you guys after I graduate..."

Blues Clues

Class Assignment: Tell your Senior Project Team something that no one knows about you.

"One time I didn't figure out the Blue's Clues..."-J. Faker

Kant

Thank you from Nadia,

"Hey Jeremy how did your philosophy presentation go?"-Nadia
"It went really well actually. Thank you for asking"-Jeremy
"Did you tell any jokes?"-Nadia
"Ya actually I did. I said 'You know Kants a bad writer when Word underlines every quote with green and tells you to rephrase it'"-Jeremy

Vegas

Text Message from Jeremy,

I just thought of a new quote "What happens in Vegas...also happens in Nevada."-J. Faker

Purpose Games.com

Thanks Jeremy,

http://www.purposegames.com/game/cal-poly-senior-design-nicaragua-quiz/info

He Touched Me

Thank you Nadia for reminding me of this one.

"Im going to walk by Chatziianou so that he knows Im here...He knows Im here...He touched my shoulder"-J.Faker

Band Wagon

"Hop on the Bandwagon..."-Layla
"By the way, what Band's wagon is it?"-J. Faker

Redneck Valentines Day

So when I was peeing the the bushes outside your house...I was having a redneck Vietnam flashback...I was in the jungle-Jeremy Faker at our Redneck Valentines Day Party

Kmart Sucks

Jeremy sent me this text message:

So me and my roommate were talking about the movie Rain Man. And I asked 'Isn't that guy a retard?' And my roommate said 'No hes a "sevant". And I said 'Isn't that just a French retard?'

Brain Age

Jeremy: "Have you ever played Brain Age? That game that you play and it tells you how old your brain is?...Mine said I was 76 years old. It told me to say hello to death."

Dream

Jeremy: So Erica can I tell you about a dream I had?
Erica: Um YES!
Jeremy: Okay so this is the first time I have ever woken up laughing...
Erica:This is going to be good!
Jeremy: So me, Chris Farley, and David Spade are riding in a car. Its like a mix between Tommy Boy and Black Sheep...so were on a rode trip. Were all high (which is weird because I don't even smoke at all!) and we pull up to a toll booth. The woman at the toll booth says 'That'll be 27 bucks' and Chris Falrey looks at her and says 'Did you just say 27 dots?' And then I woke up laughing hysterically.
Erica: ?

Smart Cookie

"I'm not the smartest cookie in the shed"- J. Faker

Sil Poo Plait

Erica: ACHOO!
Erica: Excuse moi, sil vous plait.
Jeremy: Whats Si Poo Play?